One Liners beginning with the letter: W
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- We are all part of the ultimate statistic — ten out of ten die.
- We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
- We have enough youth. How about a fountain of “Smart”?
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- What’s another word for “thesaurus”?
- When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
- When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
- Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
- Who is “General Failure” and why is he reading my hard disk?
- Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.
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